Ebube Anochili's blog

Dear Ify, Just keep glimpsing all my tales.  My days now revolve round Kevin. I see him almost everyday and talk to him everyday. He said, “Whenever I’m with you, I don’t want to go home, or I just want to take you home."  I said, “I have a home but it’s not yours”. He said he is in love with me already. Jeez, is it possible to fall in love with someone like that? I mean, don't you need to actually know the person. He said, “That’s what I’ve been doing these past months, getting to know you, going out with you, talking with you, even going to church with you cos you insisted, kissing your grape coated lips. It’s enough to fall in love with you.” I told him to follow me to church to pursue him oh, the guy still stayed. I said, “You don’t know about the skeletons that sleep with me all night instead of staying in the cupboard where they belong.” He said, “Just let me love you, Karen.” “I’ll think about it,” I replied. Just then, devil wanted to shine.  I saw ...

Dear Ify, Now, get a glimpse of my tales at moonlight and day light too. He exclaimed, “Wow!"  And just kept staring at me. I asked if he didn’t like the dress I wore. He said, “Of course, I do, you look gorgeous, more beautiful than ever.” Eziokwu , keep thinking like you're toying with me, I said in my mind. Well, that was the first date and I’m actually biting my tongue and fingernails at the same time telling you this, dinner was awesome. He didn’t bite, like he promised and surprisingly, I noticed for the first time he had nice set of teeth, all white, perfect jawline and he spoke with an accent too. (No forming oh, I’m serious, the guy has an accent). He is also good looking too. Anyway, the game was on. He said, “Go out with me again, please.” Seriously, didn’t he get bored, I was a pain in the ass. He said it was the best time he’d had in ages. I told him I didn’t have anything to wear, nonchalantly, just to put him off, he probably just wants to play with...

Dear Ify, Here’s a glimpse of my tales at sunrise everyday. So, there’s this guy, his name is Kevin. He said I was beautiful, I smiled at that. He said my smile made him forget he had troubles. Oops, I have to stop smiling at him. He said I look cute when I frown. Ugh, now how do I keep my face when I see this guy? He said I have an expression for whatever it is I’m feeling. Seriously, do I need to get a mask or have a plastic surgery? He said my body was shaped like a rock guitar, he’d know me from afar. Ok, tell me this isn’t some serious, stalker alert! Do I  need to wear lose fitting dresses now? He said I have a perfect complexion, that whatever I wore would suit me. Maybe I should just disappear. He said he likes how I pack my hair. I’ll just cut the damn thing. He says, “have dinner with me, I don’t bite”. I say, "I don’t care whether you have teeth or not, go disturb someone else." He said he likes me feisty, maybe I should start being too nice these ...